I thought this was hilarious. A lot of people offer you advice when you are an RA in a freshman dorm. Here is my friend explaining to me how i should run my first floor meeting. She was also telling me earlier how to do check-ins... seomthing like "heres your key, i'm the RA, go toyour room and stay there till classes, biotch".

S Uga RpE A: you give yor welcome to college speach
Natrl Sugar: tomorow
Natrl Sugar: first floor meeting
S Uga RpE A: don'tdrink
S Uga RpE A: don't smoke
S Uga RpE A: no sex
S Uga RpE A: stay in your room
S Uga RpE A: here's your address
S Uga RpE A: ask your parents for food
S Uga RpE A: i'll eat it all for you
S Uga RpE A: if they send money
S Uga RpE A: i'll take care of that too
S Uga RpE A: welcome to drexel
Natrl Sugar: LOL. youre crazy
Natrl Sugar: why no sex??
S Uga RpE A: cause i said so

So far in my dorm all the pillows i put on the couches in my lounge were stolen and my vacuum cleaner is missing. I will be updating more about my experiences. check it.